Date: Sun, 15 Jan 1995 23:10:25 EST

From: Noli Me Tangere <IO20444@MAINE.MAINE.EDU>

Subject: ABOI: I'm coming to take them away, ha ha!

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By: ogre@netcom.com (Joe Rumsey)
Subject-was: A New Disorder
Date posted: Sat, 14 Jan 1995 02:28:52 GMT

  Today I discovered a new feeling.  Have you ever been in a public
place, say, a mall, and suddenly had this overwhelming sensation of
aionarap?  That is, the feeling that you are out to get everyone.

  Well I did.  After walking the length of a large mall looking for
the bookstore, I suddenly realized I was watching everyone, and
plotting against them!  Yes indeed, I was listening to everything the
couple sitting on the bench did, watching every move the old woman and
her daughter made, spying on the poor girls at Hot Dog on a Stick(and
laughing behind their backs).

  I was afraid that at any moment I might call the authorities on some
of these poor hapless people, or that in fact I WAS the authorities!
Perhaps I work for the FBI and I don't know it.  That would be pretty
strange considering I am OUT TO GET THE FBI too!

  I've also been laying a trap for the unsuspecting space alienss that
are coming to visit me next week.  (They didn't tell me that, I
intercepted one of their transmissions)  I plan to perform all kinds
of medical and sexual testing on them, and leave them with little or
no memory of the event.  They may try to tell people on their
homeworld about it, but it will come out as just another crackpot
story in the alien tabloids.

  Just because I'm aionarapid doesn't mean I'm not out to get them!

--
"Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

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