In article <3j2d78$54c@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti Keylime) writes:
>In some bacon article Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> stated:
>*Sounds of heavy breathing*
>Come to The Corn Side, Bill!
>*Interior view: Keylime's throne room.
>Out of the window and on the view screens, the Rebel fleet is
>being decimated in blinding explosions of light and debris. But
>in here there is no sound of battle. Keylime turns to Bill.*
> KEYLIME:
>Your fleet has lost. And your friends on the
>alt.stupidity newsfroup will not survive. There
>is no escape, my young apprentice. The Bacon Alliance
>will die...as will your friends.
>[Bill's eyes are full of rage. Virkam watches him.]
> KEYLIME:
>Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless.
>Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your
>Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will
>be complete.
Oooo, Oooo, wait, wait I've seen this movie before! Isn't it right about
here that Corn Vadar shrieks maniacally into the void cause his battteries run
out, just as Luke BaconWalker hacks his arm off with the BaconSabre? Then the
ImperialCornTroopers rush in and hose the entire set down with the Mazola
Spray, trapping HamSolo in frozen cornbread batter. Meanwhile Princess
LayMe, the Wookie ChewBacon and the droidz manage to escape and follow
the frozen HamSolo to Jabba the Fut's home planet, in the Cornholio System.
Once there, Luke contacts Obi Wan Bacon and Yo' da-One and receives his
Jedi training and true bacon enlightenment. Meahwhile, there's some really
smashing special effects, LayMe wears some cheap loincloth thing which gets
Jabba the Fut pretty excited, I can tell you that, followed by some pretty
cheezy love scenes as HamSolo and LayMe do the funky chicken on Ham's
ship, the Baconian Falcon...........man, I loved that part. Finally, Luke
confronts the Emperor and refuses to eat his corn nuts, which drives the
Emperor into a rage and he blows a large vein in his head, suffering a major
edema, and dies from bad acting.........man, I loved that movie.
"....the verbal hydra...."
".....the most abusive person on the 'Net."
semy@msg.ti.com
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se